Sunday, May 20, 2007

Finally! Some answers! Ala Dave B.

I recently read your latest blog entry, and hate to see you in such turmoil. With this in mind, here are the answers to the ten questions that seem to be giving you so much trouble:
1. Yes, it is.

2. Yes, it is.

3. I have them. I have this thing for socks.

4. Because you've been brainwashed by their asinine little ditties. Its the same reason I once caught myself humming the Playtex tampon jingle while walking through the Village mall.

5. Answer to both parts: he keeps his nuts in a little jar by his bed.

6. Everything tastes better when your Mom makes it. If your Mom made you a dogcrap sandwich, it would still taste like dogcrap, but would (in your mind) be far superior to other dogcrap sandwiches (assuming you had some basis for comparison).

7. Mob mentality; its not the cost savings, its because everyone else seems to be doing it, so the lemmings figure all those people can't be wrong.

8. Its one of those recessive gene things; if you and James weren't so frigging calm, Jacob wouldn't have to pick up the slack for you two

.9. They run a disproportionately high number of Playtex tampon ads during that particular show; see question #4.

10. Those are not their children; they're being abducted. Call the police.

There you have it - you're welcome.
Dr. Baker


Christy said...

LOL! What a good friend you have in Dr. B! Although I'm a little worried about that sock fetish...

Laura said...

Where are you??? No MSN! No posting!!! I miss you!